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Man in his thirties having trouble finding friends because he actually sucks
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in my experience people who suck have the most friends.
Yeah, bad people like to stick together.
I thought this was The Onion, but it's just an article about me.
Hey now, I'm sure you're cool in some ways

I have the same problem.
I'm sure you're good at some things.
Perhaps sucking? My ex made lots of friends that way.
But for some reason people seem to get distracted or walk away from me when I tell them how much money I make and ask how much they make.
Wait, does this mean you can make friends by telling people about all the money you don't make