calls chocolate chip the golden standard
references the Olympics
puts chocolate chip in silver position
Amateur mistake tbh, I don't buy it from such a consummate expert of consumption, someone paid him off. We know his real #1
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calls chocolate chip the golden standard
references the Olympics
puts chocolate chip in silver position
Amateur mistake tbh, I don't buy it from such a consummate expert of consumption, someone paid him off. We know his real #1
That Olympics one looks like a jammy dodger.
Nothing against Jammy Dodgers but I've never seen Cookie Monster eating them. Definitely some bribery and corruption going on here.
It's worse than a jammie dodger, it's the knock off one you get in foxes biscuit boxes at Xmas. Jamie dodgers have pretty hearts
Those are not macaroons, they are macarons. Two different things and Cookie Monster should know better.
Fair criticism
Macaroons are not cookies, they’re a sandwich.
Ain't nobody eating a whole box of gold medal cookies by themselves Sunday night soaking in existential dread. Netflix making my man sell out.