this post was submitted on 23 Dec 2025
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[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

There are not 52 onions in that bag. I am disappoint.

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Each layer is kinda like its own onion

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Hey, that's corn talk

[–] wuffah@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What are you a fuckin’ onion lawyer?

[–] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Wait, onions have lawyers?

[–] TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Fuck corn. All my homies fuck with onions.

[–] siha@feddit.uk 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah. Corn really needs a flared base. I’m still trying to work my way up to onion girth.

[–] metallic_z3r0 3 points 2 weeks ago

We refrigerate our onions, really cuts down on the crying.

[–] pilferjinx@piefed.social 3 points 2 weeks ago

That's one fuckin nice bag ol' onions right there!

[–] GreyEyedGhost@piefed.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago

Quality post!

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ok sure but three holes in the bag?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Topologically those are pants