Neither Santa nor Rudolph knows she's getting a little strange with Hermie.
Comic Strips
Comic Strips is a community for those who love comic stories.
The rules are simple:
- The post can be a single image, an image gallery, or a link to a specific comic hosted on another site (the author's website, for instance).
- The comic must be a complete story.
- If it is an external link, it must be to a specific story, not to the root of the site.
- You may post comics from others or your own.
- If you are posting a comic of your own, a maximum of one per week is allowed (I know, your comics are great, but this rule helps avoid spam).
- The comic can be in any language, but if it's not in English, OP must include an English translation in the post's 'body' field (note: you don't need to select a specific language when posting a comic).
- Politeness.
- AI-generated comics aren't allowed.
- Adult content is not allowed. This community aims to be fun for people of all ages.
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- !linuxmemes@lemmy.world: "I use Arch btw"
- !memes@lemmy.world: memes (you don't say!)
Rudolph with you nose so bright, won't you fuck my wife tonight? Then all the Reindeer loved him, they shouted out with glee. Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, you cuck Santa for all to see!
How did they even come up with Rudolph? I mean, not just a red nose, but one that glows like a beacon? I'm starting to think all of this Santa Claus stuff is just something people made up.
Red light district. Never turns 'off'.
It comes from "Red" and "Off" because they wanted to stop anyone from having any fun at Christmas, (they never let poor Rudolf join in any reindeer games). So pubs were closed, all businesses shut but the redlight districts were illegitimate businesses. They stayed open with their lights on.
The people in power wanted them closed and the red lights off.
The song was a subtle hint, but it didn't work. So they made prostitution illegal in many countries for not taking a break at Christmas when families should be together.
It also means other things (search the etymology of Rudolf/Rudolph)
But I think the version that I just made up is better.
No way! That would ruin my whole system of beliefs!
Rudolph the horse dicked reindeer, jumped out and shouted with glee.
Santa you old fat bastard, you could never catch me!
then that old fat bastard, surprised that prick with a .303!
Gettin' that reindick