If there were a pokemon whose ability is "Confidently Incorrect"
Buttcoin
Buttcoin is the future of online butts. Buttcoin is a peer-to-peer butt. Peer-to-peer means that no central authority issues new butts or tracks butts.
A community for hurling ordure at cryptocurrency/blockchain dweebs of all sorts. We are only here for debate as long as it amuses us. Meme stocks are also on topic.

Would SBF evolve into Sam Altman or vice versa?
probably more of a shin megami tensei deal where you have to fuse one with a mushroom or something and you get the other
Closest abilities I have off the top of my head are maybe “Own Tempo” or “Hustle”. Or the held item “Blunder Policy”
E: also: Unaware, Cloud Nine, Oblivious
Huge Power
He has always maintained his innocence, saying that the collapse of FTX was effectively the result of a mammoth accounting error.
The phrase mammoth accounting error sounds like a joke from David Macaulay's cartoons in The Way Things Work, with a mammoth wearing a green visor and looking up from a mechanical calculator with a perturbed expression.
if i could find my old copy of The New Way Things Work, i would absolutely go find the seven-segment LCD section and general-purpose computing pages to post here