You haven't written your unit tests and you have 675 compiling errors left. It's time to sleep grandpa
this post was submitted on 21 Oct 2023
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That's why I've got my IDE configured to make a commit and push for every single ctrl-s.
And one more thing, I'm not going to squash before my final PR.
EDIT:
For those of you interested, here's my gitconfig alias to help with this workflow:
[alias]
ctrl-s-commit-push="!f() { count=$(cat count.txt); git add .; git commit -m \"$(date): commit $count\"; git push;}; f"
IMPORTANT: For those who are downvoting, yes, my entire comment is sarcasm, lol! Do not ever do anything like this in a shared repo, ever! If you actually do this in a shared repo, your access will likely be revoked the moment someone sane and competent realizes what you're doing.
Addendum: In that alias, I would've used left angle bracket instead of cat, but apparently lemmy scrubs those. I even tried the entity for it, but no go for either.
And one more thing, I’m not going to squash before my final PR.
Pure evil.
Your sarcasm is brutal! That's sarcasm, right? RIGHT?!
Squash and Force Push. Your whole life in one line.
Combine that with my pre-push hook that runs linting and tests, which takes about 10 minutes, and you're gonna have a good time
I've long ago disabled the tests and only run linting now, i'm not a machochist
Wouldn't that mean you just have shit tons of commits? What about the commit message?
"Hit Ctrl-S"
I'd expect the poo emoji at that point.
The more the merrier. I edited my comment above to show my git alias for comments :)
Timestamp would suffice
That sounds just awful. But ok.
I meant whatever works for you, but if a coworker did that I would be fuming
*commits
ERROR: There are 5000 conflicts, please resolve them before pushing
It's too late.
I must be dumb, I don't get it
Git. The joke is they have stuff locally they want to push to a remote
And make the production down.