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[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Why censor out the writer's username? Giving credit is cool.

Screenshot of the same tweet posted by OP, but the author's name hasn't been crossed out.

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[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

He's been sitting on that joke for at least three lifetimes.

[–] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

He really only fathered two kids so joke's on him.

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 140 points 1 week ago

How old are you all? 

Because that's how many years he's been waiting to drop that joke 

[–] serpineslair@lemmy.world 103 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The dad joke to end all dad jokes.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 34 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It devestated his children's confidence so much that they were all the last of his bloodline, thus ending all further dads and dad jokes in that family.

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 4 points 6 days ago

One dad to rule them all

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago

This guaranteeing the sickest dad joke burn of his entire bloodline.

[–] AshMan85@lemmy.world 46 points 1 week ago
[–] Agrivar@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

I hope you all bowed down before the master.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

"The children of clowns are always jokes"

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 18 points 1 week ago

Now he has made 4 dad jokes.

[–] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago

Sick burrrrrnnnnn

[–] ObtuseDoorFrame@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 week ago

My Dad used to make jokes like this when I was still a kid and it destroyed my self-esteem. Waiting until they're adults is important.

[–] iamericandre@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Damn more like a dad roast than a dad joke

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 6 points 1 week ago

Dad burn is a bad burn

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago

The resl joke is that the dad has 4 kids.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago

"Takes one to make one!"

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

His wife must really like dad jokes...