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My Best Friend Mobilek - Sus Computin' (infosec.pub)
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[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 5 points 2 days ago

2002 was only like 7 years ago

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I love my Mobilek
You make me feel alright
Every waking hour
And every lonely night

I love my Mobliek
For all you give to me
Misleading algorithms
And no privacy

And it's never been quite so easy
I've never been quite so happy, yea!

All I need to do
Is tap on you
And we will be joined in the most souless way
And we'll never ruin each other's day
'Cause when I am through, I just put you in my pocket
And you just spy on me

I love my Mobilek
You always ask for more
You can be my princess
Or you can be my whore

The world around me is so big
But it is safe in my palmmain
'Cause you are just some pixels on a OLED display

All I need to do
Is tap on you
And we will be together for eternity
And no one can take my love from me
Because I got security
Her PIN number and TOTP

[–] mcz@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What's the melody?

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 days ago

Bad Religion - I Love My Computer

Although I butchered it alot lol

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

How did you do this?!

[–] mcz@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's either AI or typing into boxes...

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 days ago

An AI typing into boxes, thank you!

[–] pleasureyoucanmeasure@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

is he angry because it's not coreboot compatible?

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 4 days ago

Yeah!

[–] qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Thank you for creating computo content!

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 4 days ago

Thanks for engaging!

[–] eleijeep@piefed.social 14 points 4 days ago

If it's an IBM and not a Lenovo then it counts as vintage.

[–] cathfish@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Humm this is very suspect...

Why have they made computo after 2001? Why do they have to hide?

Thank you for creating suspicious content!

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 4 days ago

It's not even beige! Thanks for engaging!

[–] merde@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

thank me for engaging, please

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 4 days ago

Thanks for engaging!

[–] einfach_orangensaft@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Thank you for making IME content!

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Thanks for engaging! I don't know what that means!

[–] einfach_orangensaft@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 days ago

it was a typo i meant IME

[–] michal@biophilicresearch.net 3 points 4 days ago

@pmjv Younsters are irresponsible just going with trends, I shall not pass my x12 system to them, better giving it to community orchad old pear tree to manage their resources!