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Ratnik Tactical, the Russian military equipment maker, said on Telegram: “The best warriors of humanity applied scrolls with prayers and promises to their armour before the battle.

“We really liked this image, and we decided that Russian soldiers are rightfully the best warriors of humanity, and can also wear such scrolls into battle. Thousands of seals have already gone to the front, and gave hope to soldiers in the darkest hour.”

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[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

we decided that Russian soldiers are rightfully the best warriors of humanity

Despite all available evidence

[–] deathmetal27@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

That's just a marketing blurb since those guys sell the things.

Things not looking so good for followers of the corpse emperor if the purity seals are going to these fine distinguished gentlemen

[–] hzl@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 days ago

Definitely thoughtful satire and not just lionization of authoritarianism though. Not a single fascist at games workshop. Nope.