this post was submitted on 11 Jan 2026
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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


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1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

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-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

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-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

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6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

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[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 5 hours ago
[–] javiwhite@feddit.uk 18 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 points 4 hours ago

Can I have all those potatoes? I know just where to rehome them (My stomach)

[–] ruplicant@sh.itjust.works 19 points 6 hours ago
[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 26 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 7 points 4 hours ago

*Flammenwerfer. Because it werfs Flammen.

[–] X@piefed.world 11 points 10 hours ago

Damn. One sneeze and it’s all over.

[–] KickMeElmo@sopuli.xyz 21 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

And just like the walruses, they'll kill you if you're not careful.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 13 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

A potato killed me once. It was not pleasant.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Get well soon ❤️‍🩹

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

That is the most appropriate thing to say to a deceased person.

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 5 points 5 hours ago

Be grateful they can only kill you once.

Unlike the system lord Ba'al.

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 12 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

A møøse ate all of my pøtatoes

[–] edg@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 8 hours ago