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Bumpy. It bumps into things.
Mr Roboto, so we can tell him domoarigato :)
Roe B Wade and Robot Johnson
I kept it simple: Robbie.
Screamer. Very few people will understand.
My personal favorite was when Tom Haverford put an iPod and a set of speakers on his and called it DJ Roomba.
Yeah I'm not giving out my wife's name online
We have 2. The el-cheapo (Lidl) is called Robby and is let loose in the bedroom and bathroom. The rumba is called Robert and is for the livingroom.
Jaraxxus, Eredar Lord of the Burning Legion.
Cashew, not sure why just felt it suited it
Sir Bob II because the first robot vacuum we had was a BobSweep named Bob, naturally, so when we upgraded to a Roomba we wanted to name it Bob II and the Sir just seemed to fit.
Mark the Shark and Rueben the Roomba
Moe
Ours is named Hairy II, because he picks up so much cat hair. All credit to my aunt for the name, though. She had a robot named Hairy before we did, and we just co-opted the name.
Ours is named Scooper. The kids picked it, and I thought it was funny.
Gary
Broom.
It does not make funny beep bops but damn it surely does clean stuff!
Grandpa Suckem. I forget why.
Edit: I remember now. Fromsoft games are a little heavy handed with the online name censorship, and there was a streamer my fiance and I watch that was playing with someone who's name was heavily censored. One of the suggested names from the streamers was "Grandpa Suckem" and my fiance and I found it hilarious.
Consuela
Rob the Roomba
Karen, Becky, and Sylvia
A threesome?
We named ours Consuela, after the cleaning lady on Family Guy
"Ons moeder", which translates to something like "Our mom".
With the idea that if the robot cleans half as good as my mom does, the house will be clean enough to live in.
Consuela, for obviously reasons. No....noooo....
Old mate.
Old mate is the ultimate place holder name for Aussies.
Slave-1
Martha
Ours is Loretta cause that’s what she looks like. My mom named hers Mavis for similar reasons.
Shadow.
Vacula. Because he sucks your... dust.
Saugi
Bicho (bug)
Graham