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FDA Recalls Honey Supplement Due To Erectile Dysfunction Drug Inside (www.mediaite.com)

submitted 1 week ago by RandAlThor@lemmy.ca to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] MeekerThanBeaker@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

Guess we now know why it's called Honey NUT Cheerios.

[–] Zombie@feddit.uk 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you don't get the reference, it's from the movie Black Dynamite. Any further explanation would be spoilers.

If you don't care about spoilers though:

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The malt liquor that is being covertly advertised by the CIA towards black men is laced with a drug that gives them micropenises.

[–] PennyRoyal@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Brilliant film, one of the ones I quote most often

[–] SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 3 points 1 week ago

Is it the Lil' St James honey company?

[–] ghost9@piefed.social 2 points 1 week ago

Isn't this the plot of the bee movie?

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

This has been going on in chinese herbal medicine for decades. None of that shit actually ever worked, so they started grinding up viagra in it.