I'm a financial advisor and you should take this seriously
Yeah but sucking that much dick is difficult when you don't have the heroin to forget...
this post was submitted on 26 Oct 2023
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- Find a $500k house for sale
- Don't buy it
- You just saved $500k
- Repeat
woah, just last week I didn't buy a $3m villa. I gotta check my balances.
That's $109,500 a year before taxes. Not bad but not rich.
That's the money you save by not using heroin, not income, you should not need to pay taxes on it.
It’s definitely not, at least by my math. 300/8 (for an 8 hour day) is 37.5 an hour. 40 hours a week makes this 1,500. 52 weeks in a year is 78,000. A much lower number.
I've told this to smokers all my life. By quitting cigars they could have 2 extra ice creams plus some cheetos every day. Yeah those were my metrics when I started, I refuse to change them.
But then they would eventually become obese.
I think the real benefit is discovering what it is like to be in a pure and absolute state of desperation trying to find enough money to get the next fix.
You could become a heroin addict, or a CEO that is about to report during earnings season. There is little to distinguish the two when you look at it.
One could end up in prison in the process of making the needed money and the other is a CEO
How to get rich:
- Get lots of money
- ??????????
- Profit
You forgot the 20,000 in rehab therapy
You pay it off in 2 months though.