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[–] SonnyVabitch@lemmy.world 94 points 2 years ago (7 children)

At least you didn't make the mistake in the bottom right, not before taking the picture.

[–] Sargteapot@lemmy.nz 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The penis gets me every time

[–] SonnyVabitch@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 3 points 2 years ago

That's what she said

[–] Anonymousllama@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

So that's what keeps happening to all my cookies!

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[–] AWittyUsername@lemmy.world 60 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Too much butter. Dough wasn't chilled. Oven too high. Cooked too long.

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

This one bakes.

[–] Placid@lemmy.world 36 points 2 years ago (7 children)

I don't really know what you did, but this site has 9 reasons why cookies can go flat.

Link

[–] Uncaged_Jay@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

That's a great resource, thanks!

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[–] mwproductions@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Best guess just by looking at the photo is too much butter and I'm guessing you didn't chill the dough before you baked them.

[–] Uncaged_Jay@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I didn't chill the dough, though the recipe didn't tell me to and my wife said I didn't need to, so I'm thinking I over mixed it

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 12 points 2 years ago (5 children)

It's not a requirement i think, but it will shape up well and easier. You mentioned that only 1/4 did this, maybe it's due to uneven mixing? Did you use mixer for it or did you mix by hand? Maybe the butter isn't soft enough so it didn't mix well?

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[–] TheActualDevil@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I think it's maybe a little but of both of what you and Annoyed_[Crabemoji] said. From what I remember of baking, butter being not chilled enough will cause it to be too soft and cook out before the chemistry can happen and they deflate like that. But obviously, it's real tough to mix in chilled solid butter, so by the time you've needed it enough for it to incorporate, it's warm again. When I was in culinary school back in the day we'd bake in huge batches, obviously, so we'd use big ole mixers to combine the cold butter quickly with giant mechanical paddles that forced it to combine while still cold. But at home, if you have to mix by hand and you know that the butter isn't cold anymore you can definitely chill the cough before baking. I don't remember much from those days (I was never a baker, I was a line cook, but baking classes were required), but when I saw your picture my immediate thought from the dredges of 20 year old memories was "That butter wasn't chilled."

[–] Coreidan@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Been baking cookies for years. You definitely do not need to chill any of your ingredients. If you need to do that then you already screwed up with your ingredient ratios.

[–] AnalogyAddict@lemmy.world 30 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Everyone is telling you too much butter, but if this only happened to part of your batch, it's more likely you didn't scrape the sides of your bowl while mixing.

When mixing anything with creamed butter, especially, you need to mix about a third of the time, scrape all the sides and fold the dough, mix, scrape, mix, and do a final scrape/ mix/ fold by hand to make sure all the butter is incorporated.

Stand mixers have this problem more than hand mixers.

[–] Yamainwitch@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

This is the right answer, when using a stand mixer you want to keep the speed level low (after creaming the butter/sugar/milk) and scraping the sides down to ensure an even distribution of wets/drys. Chilling can help with maintaining a shape, but it's by no means mandatory. How did they taste? 😁

[–] downpunxx@kbin.social 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

too much butter, not enough flour, not enough baking soda

[–] iesou@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

Yep! Turned soupy and didn't rise

[–] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 17 points 2 years ago

If this isn't consistent across the batch, then I'd say you didn't mix the dough very well. Some of the gobs got a lot of extra butter.

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Its the taste that's most important, as long as they taste good they can be a bit wonky.

[–] Uncaged_Jay@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Most of them were fine, these were more like pralines or lace cookies though, and they are delicious like this

[–] cabbagee@sopuli.xyz 12 points 2 years ago

Too much butter and maybe an earthquake.

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Well for starters, the top one looks like doge

[–] Uncaged_Jay@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Wow, such baking

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's possible you didn't beat them enough, so there were large pockets of sugar, powder, flour, etc.

[–] rtfm_modular@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This is what I thought as well. Creaming butter and sugar properly gives the cookie better structure and spread less.

The butter also needs to be the right temperature before baking—chilling dough is sometimes needed. Also regularly scrapping the sides of the bowl while mixing is important to have a nice homogeneous cookie without gobs of dry flour or butter.

[–] Soulfulginger@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Did you use melted or soft butter? Did you refrigerate the dough before baking?

We would need to know more about the recipe and what you did while baking to know for sure

[–] Uncaged_Jay@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] mjsaber@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 years ago (3 children)

It might be too much butter, but I think you're also light on flour. If you're using cups, make sure you scoop it a little over-full and then level it off. You can also try measuring if you have a kitchen scale.

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[–] Mechaguana@programming.dev 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Uncaged_Jay@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I did not, they were in there... I should've used more though

[–] RepulsiveDog4415@feddit.de 7 points 2 years ago

I guess they unionised :D

[–] Coreidan@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Yup, that’s what happens when you make your cookies all different sizes and don’t properly space them out.

[–] Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

They were victims of the "qwomp" spongebob sound effect.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"I'm only gonna have 3 cookies"

The 3 cookies I had:

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[–] Toadiwithaneye@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

It might be an altitude issue, higher elevation can make cookies look like that. I found high altitude cookie recipes and they puff up nicely.

[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago

Chill the dough first my dude and use shortening.

[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Try spacing them out farther and double-panning (cookie on parchment on pan on pan)

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[–] otter@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago

Would be good to crosspost this to !recipes@lemmy.world, or one of the other communities in the sidebar

a place to share recipes and cooking tips of your own or those that you’ve found and loved

[–] Enzy@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

They evolved.

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