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[–] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 1 hour ago

Must keep the fan cool!

[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 2 points 7 minutes ago

Is that a strap with a buckle holding it on?

[–] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 35 points 1 hour ago

At least the thermal paste isn't too thick..

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 11 points 1 hour ago

Ah a mainboard with a dust protection-layer.

[–] humanamerican@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 minutes ago

Most programmers I know wouldn't understand what they're looking at here.

This is sysadmin humor maybe?

[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 11 points 1 hour ago

They're just too advanced for us, they already have "wireless" cooling technology.

[–] ianhclark510@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (3 children)

There’s the problem, his BTX system is missing its airflow diverter!

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 8 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Good catch! I haven’t messed with one of those systems since the P4 era, i had two that were the only systems I scrapped before they died, they were just that mix of indestructible, dog slow, and with absolutely no upgrade path whatsoever

[–] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 2 points 20 minutes ago

Whoever thought of it first should've been BruTallyXterminated.

[–] Lawnman23@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

I still have a few Dell models in my "weird/old/sentimental" hardware collection.

[–] bacon_pdp@lemmy.world 7 points 1 hour ago

Just needs to drop the voltage and the clock down to 500Mhz and then no heatsink required.

[–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 34 minutes ago

Seems gtg to me, no issues

[–] Pistcow@lemmy.world 3 points 35 minutes ago

Wifi cooling!

[–] X@piefed.world 3 points 38 minutes ago

Also not a good time to bareback.

[–] First_Thunder@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

DIWHY does that look like an old AMD socket? (Or lga 775)

[–] ZC3rr0r@piefed.ca 4 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

I am 90% sure this is an Intel system judging by the cooler.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 3 points 47 minutes ago

Looks like an ASUS A320M-C based on the very hard to read text and the layout.

https://motherboarddb.com/motherboards/378/

So an early AMD AM4 motherboard.

[–] Dave@lemmy.nz 3 points 49 minutes ago

Is that a normal place to put the cooler on intel systems?