It's my double standard: You're only human and can make mistakes, it's ok.
I'm a worthless piece of shit, how the hell I could I possibly be so pathetic that I dropped that damn pencil! Goddamn it I don't even have control over my own stupid hands how the hell could I be so arrogant to even think I deserve to find love when I can't even hold a pencil?!
Something like that lol
Yeah! Thankfully our seafood is fresh lol
Spaghetti with clam sauce! Christmas Eve is pretty much all seafood in my family.
It's not science, we don't say "must have been Christianity" that brought the presents.
It's Stephen Hawking that brings the presents! He uses wormholes to deliver them without having to go anywhere physically. It's really just basic science.
For me "I don't want to" is not a legitimate reason especially if it involves helping family. :/
Seriously? I have priorities man! I can do without the ice cream, but there's no way I'm going without a baby on ice. What kind of life is that!?
My mom used to say I should be a lawyer because of my ability to argue a point. I know she didn't mean anything bad by it, but I always took it as an insult lol
It's almost as if we have fucking documentation they could seek out to prove it...
For an administration obsessed with documentation for voting, you'd think they would check for documentation of being born here.
Fucking fascist cunts...
Driving... I hate driving. Because I live somewhat far from where the family gathers I get volunteered to be the family taxi and go all over long island picking up people. Turns an hour+ drive into 3 and then back doing it all over. Bleh.
your spouse
Yep, no hope lol
Can't afford anything at all on a single income. :(
It's literally my "retirement plan."
After my older family pass away like my mother, father, and grandmother, I'm taking a trip to the store and buying a shotgun to eat then fucking off somewhere deep into the woods where hopefully no one has to accidentally find me.
Even the people on the TV are like "oh god, what are you doing!?"