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Get on the treathmill you froods. (infosec.pub)
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[–] Triumph@fedia.io 31 points 5 days ago (1 children)

"Build a brand." For what? The thing doesn't matter, only T H E B R A N D.

[–] sedd@piefed.social 25 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Christ, this stuff is so grim.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 23 points 5 days ago

Shoot CEOs in the back. Punch Nazis. Get that productivity going!

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 18 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Help others solve their problems to sabotage them trying to follow step 4

That's how you get ahead in life.

[–] very_well_lost@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago

What they actually mean is "sell people solutions to problems that don't actually exist"

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Thank you for creating content

[–] harmbugler@piefed.social 4 points 4 days ago

If you don't create the content, how will we feed it into our AI models for free?

[–] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 5 points 4 days ago

They forgot the 'get lucky' part. Lots of people make content. Few get lucky.

[–] MadhuGururajan@programming.dev 5 points 4 days ago

that sounds oddly like work

[–] itkovian@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

"If you're 16-27, don't forget to shit your shitty opinions all over LinkedIn in the name of building your personal brand, instead of learning things to have opinions that are actually worth a damn." -LinkedIn Idiots.