NFL

I’d add audibles/reading defense: Peyton Manning.

He forgot a few…

Sperm Count: Philip Rivers

God’s love: Tim Tebow

Hotel: trivago

Honestly the real answer to this question is Mike Vick with Peyton’s head( in addition to his insane speed)

Vick could make any throw on the field , insane arm strength https://youtu.be/8VYsVtC9C38?si=g6hrLsQWGueMx73Z

Missed… Anticipation: Tua

No Rodgers in any capacity is crazy

Tush Push: Jalen Hurts

Give me that Big Ben build

Speed: Tyreek Hill

Arm Strength: Josh Allen

Accuracy: Drew Brees

Leadership: Ray Lewis

Clutch Factor: Tom Brady

Playmaking: Patrick Mahomes

Build: JJ Watt

Burrow for accuracy.(Ignoring this season ofc).

Nah give me the Daniel jones speed

First Half: Dave Brown

Second Half: Kent Graham

Playoff Clutchness: Nick Foles

Appendage Size: Nick Foles

Cutthroat and guile: Mac Jones with his button down tucked in high rise tighty whities.

Metal content of the dick? Joe Flacco

To pick Mahomes accuracy over Brees, Manning or Brady

This is just Anthony Richardson in 5 years

Football IQ: Peyton

Digestion: Lamar

But let me counter with Speed: Lamar Arm: Jamarcus Russell Accuracy: Brady Leadership: Mahomes Clutch: P. Manning Build: Anthony Richardson

Fatherhood skills: Kirk cousins

The reason Mahomes is good is not because of his accuracy lol

Neck: Mike Glennon

Dick: Nick Foles

Bailey zappe

Lamar Jackson has first good game, “holy shit he’s an elite qb”. 0 playoff wins lol

Anticipation: Tua

Balls: Kirk Cousins

So he described Andrew Luck.

I love how this is all guys from the 2000 season and on.

I think Elway, Marino, Montana, Kelly, Unitas, Staubach, Aikman, Tarkenton, Starr would all like a word.

I feel like Rodgers gotta have something in there. Throwing on the run could be a category, accuracy + arm strength idk