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I noticed its my cake day and I'm been holding this shit for years.

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 34 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I told my wife if she hangs the TP with the dangler close to the wall spiders make nests there.

Problem solved.

[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 15 points 2 days ago

I'm glad you are using you genius for good.

[–] REDACTED 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I still remember how the very first mod for Fallout 4 was fixing toilet paper placement

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Do you have a source on it being the very first? I'm seeing one that came out in March 2016 which certainly makes it early but far from being the very first one

[–] REDACTED 4 points 2 days ago

Word of mouth. It was something I heard when fo4 came out. Never verified that info myself, but I will be pretty disappointed if that was fake news

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Tie the ends together. Endless TP.

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Do your part! Reduce, reuse, recycle!

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago

Just wind up and give it a spin and hold your ass against it.

[–] Kenny2999@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] you_are_dust@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

No kidding. I have a plastic guard on the roll as well and my cats still manage to unroll the damn thing.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Can't you just keep the bathroom door closed?

[–] you_are_dust@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I keep the litter box in the bathroom. We poop as a family.

[–] AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

This is one of a million reasons why dogs are better than cats. And I say that as a cat owner (only of a year or so tbh but she annoys me FAR more than the dog will over his entire life)

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 days ago

Ever tried it? It's pretty fun, tbh.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago

Our 16 year cat just discovered she can play with the roll. She’s never touched it before.

[–] lemmus@szmer.info 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The right way of doing it is the right way of doing it

[–] Spezi@feddit.org 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

But which one is the right way of doing it?

Trolling minds want to know ;)

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

Until an extremist sees progress and decides to piss on top of both.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I noticed its my cake day and I'm been holding this shit for years.

You may need more rolls and possibly a plunger.

Picturing something like this?

[–] wholehalf@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 days ago

Can we not have political posts on this sub? I come to this sub to get away from politics.

[–] lath@piefed.social 9 points 2 days ago

No peace. Only war fueled by annoyance.

[–] Blaster_M@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

alternative: stand the roll on its end on top of the sink next to the toilet

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

But then do you have the paper tailing off the roll to the left or the right?

[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago
[–] shaggyb@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Compromise with heresy is obscene.

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I do this with the dual TP holders at work. Someone will occasionally flip one around.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It's a code for gay sex invitation. Found that out the hard way.

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I didn't know that one. I'm going to keep doing it.

How hard was it?

We shouldnt tolerate such absurdity smh

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

There will be constant border wars.

At least I tried.

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 1 points 2 days ago

I can't comprehend!

[–] observantTrapezium@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's worse than both of them being the wing way

Which wing is the white way?