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[–] glibg10b@lemmy.ml 199 points 2 years ago (11 children)

why do some People , type like this

[–] noobdoomguy8658@feddit.de 50 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Often a courtesy of mobile keyboards.

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[–] Navigate@partizle.com 13 points 2 years ago

I was wondering why my mind automatically tried to read this as poetry

[–] lukini@beehaw.org 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

None of your replies even address the weird spaces before commas thing. I've directly asked people on Reddit and the answer is always idk if they even reply at all.

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[–] Pfnic@feddit.ch 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It might come from languages like German where nouns are capitalized. Even in English proper nouns are capitalized so I don't see why that bothers you so much

[–] randint@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I don't think the All, Refuse, See, No, and Never in that screenshot are nouns. They also didn't capitalize microwave.

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[–] samsy@feddit.de 115 points 2 years ago (3 children)

My dishwasher has windows.

I haven't been able to convince her to use Linux yet.

[–] HunterBidensLapDog 17 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Friends don't let friends use Windows.

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[–] Andrew15_5@mander.xyz 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] henfredemars 112 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The mole man who comes up the drain to wash your dishes is very shy.

[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago

I have a dishwasher with a window and can confirm the existence of the mole man.

[–] Catsrules@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 years ago

The mole man licks them clean.

[–] mvirts@lemmy.world 80 points 2 years ago (2 children)

That's because the dishwater looks disgusting and your dishwasher uses the same dishwater for 20 minutes.

[–] autokludge@programming.dev 27 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It does a pre-wash cycle to remove the really heavy stuff, but yeah I don't really want to look at it churning vomit water for an hour.

[–] woodenskewer@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It would make trouble shooting some things a lot easier though.

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[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

To be fair, if you do your dishes by hand, the water in the sink also turns into some disgusting sludge after just a few plates.

[–] kennismigrant@feddit.nl 58 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There are plenty of dishwashers with windows. Unlike the others devices mentioned, you don't need to see what's in there. The window is just for fun. They make you pay for fun.

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[–] jivemasta@reddthat.com 51 points 2 years ago (7 children)

Work at a dishwasher factory. We used to make a model with windows, they were really expensive parts, which meant that they were really expensive dishwashers for a feature that really isn't useful.

It makes sense in a microwave or oven because you can check in and make sure it's all good, or pull it out if it's done. You can't do that with a dishwasher, it just runs it's course.

Plus all you could see in the thing was splashing soap water.

[–] radioactiveradio@lemm.ee 42 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Don't lie, I know there's a man in there licking the dishes y'all tryna hide.

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Where else are the house elves supposed to live in modern homes? We don’t have servants’ quarters and the closet is packed floor-to-ceiling with vintage porn.

[–] radioactiveradio@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

In the wall hole that suspiciously looks like a doorway.

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[–] bitsplease@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 years ago

Also, it wouldn't really look nice - a typical stainless steel dishwasher looks clean - a microwave and oven (hopefully) look clean and tidy through the window. But a windowed dishwasher? Half full of dirty dishes for most of the day, and even when the dishes are clean they won't look neater than a plain stainless steel finish (or whatever finish you prefer)

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[–] camelbeard@lemmy.world 43 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] M137@lemm.ee 37 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (5 children)

How has no one mentioned the randomly capitalized words, space before commas, and just general shittyness of grammar? I find it hard to believe someone would write like that without consciously making it as bad as possible just so people would comment on it. And I'm in just as much disbelief that no one has said anything about it.

[–] bitsplease@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 years ago

I spent a good while trying to figure out what the joke was behind the capital words lol

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[–] HunterBidensLapDog 29 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Because it's disgusting. That and because of the Templars.

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[–] sephallen@lemmy.ml 22 points 2 years ago (5 children)
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[–] linearchaos@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My first inclination was blender is critical to see progress as you set the time, ovens can see how brown cookies are but the dishwasher is a fixed cycle and who care... but then I thought about my washer and dryer both having windows for no reason what so ever.

[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

Those are cat hypnosis windows.

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago

The dishes are naked taking a bath. They’re just shy.

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Fuck that. I wasn't sure if all my water jets were working in there so I put my phone in a bag while recording and ran that shit.

[–] ciko22i3@sopuli.xyz 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

you'll find that fucking video and post it right now

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[–] sexy_peach@feddit.de 10 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Damn that's cool. Did you see anything? Maybe you still have the video? Upload it somewhere, I want to see!!

[–] habitualTartare@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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[–] jennwiththesea@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Mine has a window and a light, but the light won't turn on until the dishes are done so you can effectively see nothing in there. The conspiracy continues!

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[–] Tubics@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

In all honesty it probably looks pretty gross all those food bits and dirty water being slushed around

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[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

https://youtu.be/_rBO8neWw04?si=f7-meM7Lzvnb4r8M

Technology Connections did a great video if anyone is actually curious to see what it's like inside while running.

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[–] Malgas@beehaw.org 12 points 2 years ago (3 children)

There's a Technology Connections video where he cuts a hole in a dishwasher to install a plexiglass sheet. It leaked like hell, but you do get to see inside while it's running.

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[–] Gruntyfish@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Even some fridges have windows now 🤔

[–] LaChaleurDeLaNuit@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Great now I have to keep my fridge tidy and clean too

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[–] Dirk@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They don't want you to see the tiny people doing all the hard work.

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[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

People load heavy metal pots into a dishwasher and bang them around.

A window would not survive unless they use some expensive overbuilt impact resistant glass.

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[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 7 points 2 years ago

Mine has a window actually. Its a smaller countertop dishwasher tho so maybe that has something to do with it.

[–] imgprojts@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

We also cannot see through the toilet 🚽 or the drain pipes. Why?

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