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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

human flesh knows no known bounds. it is endless and its torment is forever.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We stray closer to god evey day

[–] Thassodar@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 8 points 1 day ago

Rip on a pussy bong with the god ones.

[–] pie_enjoyer@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What am I even looking at?

[–] fracture@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

spoilerfleshlight bong

[–] kingofras@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

There’s bad breath and then there’s this

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Pretty sure that’d melt the silicone.

I left one of my packers in my closet just a little too close to the ceiling light and it melted.

[–] just2look@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I doubt it was silicone in that case. The melting point for silicone is like 1000 F.

[–] fracture@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

this is true but i don't think there are many brands of... this particular device, which are pure silicone. they're out there, but they're the minority

[–] just2look@lemmy.zip 3 points 16 hours ago

I was referring to their packer. Some are silicone, some are a blend, some are made of other things.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 5 points 1 day ago

Your flashlight isn't filed with steel barbed wire?

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago

Would you pull it off while inhaling at the end so it makes a pop sound?

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is that… a pocket pussy?

If I ever found myself desperate enough to even consider smoking out of that, I’d have to take a serious look at my life.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

I'd probably do it at a fetcon, if I was the first person.

no sloppy seconds, thanks.