Unbaptized babies go to limbo.
Unvaccinated ones go straight to hell.
this post was submitted on 15 Mar 2026
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I like how this also implies those people's kids all end up in hell...
Sorry, original sin means if you die before you’re old enough to understand religion you go straight to hell. I don’t make the rules.
(Neither do Christians, but they think they do.)
i thought that meant limbo contests
Those kids have been through enough. No need to sentence them to an eternity with the clergy.
Gonna abort my kids to make sure they get measles IN HELLLLL 👎👎👎
Damn. Look at that tag, @s8n! So cool your soul never stood a chance!
Of course he is. Throughout history, far more children died than survived. And as there was no Christianity for most of human history, those are obviously all in hell.