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[–] kyle1320@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Maybe it's natural selection πŸ€” everyone who could do it was just like πŸ‘ yep I'm good πŸ‘ and never had any kids.

[–] kofe@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I've heard it's more akin to sucking the dick rather than having the dick sucked from people that could. Makes sense why that wouldn't be the most desirable experience to pass on. Not to mention getting to that size hurts most of us on the receiving end when it comes to makin the babies

ETA: I swear I'd heard that before reading the comments literally right below yours

[–] aidan@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I can confirm it is, also you don't need to be insanely big to do it if you're relatively thin and flexible.

[–] aidan@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Except there are a lot of people who can do it

[–] Saprophyte@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Would sucking your own dick be more like getting your dick sucked or more like sucking on some dude's dick?

Going to chalk this one up as a possible blessing in disguise with little (no) testing or research on my own.

[–] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

It’s definitely more like sucking dick with an overly stretched out back.

[–] Hotdogman@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Like, you give yourself a handy, right?

[–] Selmafudd@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah but I don't jizz in the other hand and slam it down my throat

[–] Hotdogman@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

You don't? Huh...

[–] TheFriendlyDickhead@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

Depends if you cum in your own mouth or not. If you do defenetly more like sucking

More like sucking a dick.

[–] bitwaba@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Sucking your own dick is more like sucking dick and less like getting your dick sucked.

-- Chinese proverb.... probably

[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Yes, and? Sucking dick is great

[–] bitwaba@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Boner appetit

[–] XTornado@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago

He did a compromise and allowed us to suck somebody else dick.

[–] Cap@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

There are two types of men in this world. Those who have tried to suck their own dick, and liars.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I can (or at least I could, haven't tried in years).

It's not that great.

[–] Countess425@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You can suck your own dick; it's medically possible, and it's not illegal!

[–] match@pawb.social 3 points 2 years ago

Jesus loves me :3

[–] ad0c@asocial.thedroth.rocks 2 points 2 years ago
[–] aidan@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I think some on here would argue God doesn't favor me

[–] iHUNTcriminals@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

So this means people who can suck their own dick are God's favorite?

Doesn't surprise me haha.

[–] geekworking@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago