If only there were several common explanations for suddenly finding your self somewhere with no idea how you got there, obviously teleporting and cracks in reality are a much more plausible than acknowledging you have a drinking problem or going to a professional to get diagnosed with some mental disorder.
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That would require some amount of introspection and critical thinking.
I've teleported myself to a coffee shop before. One minute I was at the bar drinking heavily and at some point after my 14th rum and coke I suddenly found myself at a Tim Hortons.
Wilder things have happened.
Can you believe that I've never been to a waffle house?
Neither have I. Mind you, I'm not american nor do I have any interest in ever going there.
Why wouldn't you have an interest in visiting waffle house? They offer more than just waffles
If it was an actual house made out of waffles i might be a bit more interested.
Would you take a bite?
The temptation would be there, but who knows if anyone already licked it before I got there.
Only crazy people and republicans come up with stuff like this.
PML disease