I would rather not be a part of any stiff-ass wedding where the morthal combat theme is unacceptable.
this post was submitted on 24 Mar 2026
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This is clearly fake, the MK theme would go off at any wedding.
Source: former wedding DJ
People are fighting at your wedding and you're getting mad at the DJ....
Personally I always get mad at the fake DJ when he makes a punchline at the end of my joke wedding text
Apparently someone has never been to a southern wedding.
Yeah, Aussie weddings go crazy!
Or did you mean African?
I'm originally from North Florida, which is basically Georgia/Alabama. I've been to many weddings and am also married. I've seen maybe two arguments, but never a fight.
Southern hospitality extends to weddings and most never have issues.
you have experienced a very different southern hospitality than i have. are you straight, white, and healthy?
I feel like there has got to be a better qualifier than straight, white and healthy. Like damn if a gay black person with diabetes tries going to weddings, every one of them must turn into a shitshow.
A southern wedding with our at least 3 deaths is considered a boring affair.
I saw a video once of some people getting into a fight near a party and when the dj switches to the rocky theme you can visibly see the fighters getting pumped up. It was hilarious.
When the rocky theme starts you know you're about to get your ass whooped.
FINISH HIM!!!
i desperately need to know the rest of the story