Whatever happens, the raccoon has got, The Maxim Gun, and you have not.
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The raccoon also doesn't have a second machinegunner to carry his ammo, so the chance is probably still zero
a rabid one most likely
And slightly higher in Toronto.
Rocket has been alive for quite some time
He probably traveled at near light speed
His assignments extend his lifespan to over nine centuries, he seen some shit.
I got jumped by 3 raccoons a few months ago. Had to get rabies shots.
Especially in the US. First of all because they exist there, I haven't seen one in Germany, and second because guns.
That's a machine gun, not a rocket.