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[–] theodewere@kbin.social 52 points 2 years ago (1 children)

he's trying to figure out how to turn Woody into a pipe

[–] CobblerScholar@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] leftthegroup@lemmings.world 3 points 2 years ago

He's playing 5D Catan.

[–] wisemanzero@lemm.ee 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] giantfloppycock@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That’s what I’m thinking. Even more fun to play with Woody when you’re a little toasty.

[–] Fisch@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Bro is definitely not gonna be "a little toasty" with that amount 😭

[–] Tetsuo@jlai.lu 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He will definitely overdose when he injects that much marijuanas.

[–] _tinker_@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Smoke enough and he'll finally start seeing the toys move on their own.

[–] havokdj@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

That ain't weed he's smoking

[–] JackLSauce@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Andy realizing he can play with toys WHILE eating vegetables

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Woody or bud?

[–] Chadsalot@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

That's the secret to seeing them move.

[–] Ketchup@reddthat.com 9 points 2 years ago

I totally though woodies hat was a mushroom cap, and that the decision was actually a true dilemma.

[–] Zaphod@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 years ago

Woody about to become Stony

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 2 years ago

Why not both? Turn Woody into a bong.

[–] NightLily@lemmy.basedcount.com 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I dunno how this is a hard decision keep Woody.

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Keep Woody, get stoned, play with Woody and Buzz like you were 10

[–] creditCrazy@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Every toy gangster until Andy gets high and gets bo peep a mini strap on

[–] jcdenton@lemy.lol -1 points 2 years ago

Smokers are jokers!