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[–] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 minute ago

Code humiliation kink

[–] python@lemmy.world 1 points 10 minutes ago

Your momma is such a bad programmer, she gets compiler errors when writing Javascript

[–] enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 hour ago

cargo-mommy is there to make it humiliating in different way

[–] otter@lemmy.ca 9 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

I want this image to show up under failed compilations. Like this

~~> Segmentation fault (core dumped)~~

edit: I think that's a runtime error actually, instead

fatal error: iostream: No such file

[–] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 18 points 7 hours ago

For you it was an event. For vibe coders everywhere, it was tuesday.

[–] paraphrand@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

My compiler loves lettuce.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

if you're moaning about compiler errors, you have no idea how shitty your buggy code will be when it runs