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SNL Seemingly Cracks a Joke About the Idea of Trump Getting Assassinated — Audience Cheers Wildly (www.mediaite.com)
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[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Please no

I do NOT need trump to become a martyr, he doesn't deserve such a great ending

Let him slowly rot away knowing he's the most hated man in his lifetime

[–] Burghler@sh.itjust.works 2 points 36 minutes ago (1 children)

He'd be a shit martyr anyway

[–] orbitz@lemmy.ca 1 points 12 minutes ago

Besides being a decent conman and grifter (somehow) what isn't he shit at though? May as well let him be a shit martyr and get things moving on, to whatever course it'll take.

Probably not much different since the billionaires are making the decisions it seems, but less media noise at least.

[–] kokesh@lemmy.world 12 points 4 hours ago

As they should. I hope for that to happen every day.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 15 points 5 hours ago

Seemingly?

[–] kmartburrito@lemmy.world 9 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Just tie already

[–] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 2 points 4 hours ago

Just. Ice.

Will be served

[–] EvilFonzy@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

I hope they don't get wind of the Jodie Foster jokes I've been making.