Folks without siblings think it’s like a built in best friend, which it is, but it’s one forged in blood, insults, and lies

"Hey"

"The fuck you want?"

"Sup asshole."

"Hey. Wait, are you wearing my shirt??"

And then whoever was wearing the stolen item fled the scene.

Back when we lived together:

[noncommital grunt]
[noncommital grunt but with a girl's voice]

Now that we live far apart:

"You good?"
"Yea."
[positive grunt]
[positive grunt but with a girl's voice]

Usually some derogatory term. Sometimes I go out of the way to find something in another language or old English.

It's not about saying hello. It's about mind games.

I’ve called a lot of people bro, but never my brother lmao

We just use names

My Dad tries to encourage us to call our step-sibling Bro, and it ends up feeling weird because of exactly this - siblings just don't talk like this.

As someone with brothers, how do we greet each other? With violence.

for me it's either a curt exchange of mutually understood grunts, or

"DEAREST SIBLING, how wonderful to see you! How are--"
"fucking stop."

I think I've called everyone bro except for my actual brother.

I like to think of an older sister calling her little brother, whore. That seems fitting and hilarious, as I imagine a little boy responding only in fortnite dances.

I call her sis and she calls me little bro ¯\(ツ)/¯

As my family is Vietnamese, not only do I adress my own elder siblings "brother" and "sister", I even adress people like that that aren't my actual siblings at all. Unless they're older, in which case they're "uncle" and "aunt".

Although, I also grew up without my siblings around and am more removed in aged from them than they are from each other, so there is kind of a distance that a lot of siblings don't have.

this gives Folgers incest ad vibes

Fucking I wish, me and my brother stopped talking after we fought so much as kids and now that we're adults every time we meet it's like awkward conversation trying to rekindle something that was never there

my brother does in fact fall me bro bro, and i regularly call him bro

I say Hello Sister. I also say hello mother or father too. My family is weird though.

It always annoys me that people call each other by name in movies.

Yeah, it's so you know who the characters are, but who actually does that in real life?

Noob where's my controller

I've called her a "black sticky same gender substance" as a greeting more than once

We are out there!

I call my youngest sister 'lil sis'. But then she mangled saying 'big brother' one day and it came out as 'big bug' and that was way into adulthood. It used to always be 'big brother' until that one fateful day.

I call my sister "lil sis" even tho she is way older than me, maybe I am just stupid 💀

"The fuck are you doing here‽"

I call my sister 'sis' because it's gender affirming for her.

I call my older brother shinny piece of shit and my sister I just say something that the same level of mean as: wasup toothless (she has teeth so it's not really an insult but it's meant to be)

That's pretty much how some Asians call their siblings