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Can't put the laptop down because he's next to a pool to free up at least one hand.
The best I can advise for him is to chew up the cigar and chase it down with the espresso martini. Then throw the laptop into the sea like a discus and get into the pool to wait for the authorities to charge him with littering.
I don't get the grind mindset at all - look at me! Be like me! Bust ass 24/7, hustle hustle hustle, sleep is for losers, carbs are for losers, relationships that aren't profitable are for losers...... it's all worth it though so you can be on vacation in some exotic place like me!!!........... (and not even be able to put work down for one second to enjoy your fucking drink and be oblivious of the views you worked for) Like who thinks this sounds awesome except 15 year old boys?
That’s literally the target demographic. You answered your own question.
5 years ago I would have agreed with you but I now know several adult men in this sphere...
Some would argue they are still 15yo boys in mindset.
Mentally speaking…
What did carbs ever do to them? Those are necessary macronutrients and a good source of fast energy.
Are you kidding me? There's hundreds of young men everywhere that have no idea how to use a laptop or cigars, but love pools and fancy drinks. This is perfect for them.
He can defintely still drink through the other side of his mouth. He can also puff and chuff on the cigar without his hands. His laptop is all voice activated and he's trained it to understand his slurred and mumbled speech.
plot twist thats a huge straw, not a cigar, he is watching a funny animal compilation video and drinking kool aid
He looks like a twat but like it's not hard to smoke and hold a glass with the same hand. Assuming he's watching a video on the laptop I don't really see the issue.
And if he actually starts choking or coughing from the smoke, he’ll probably end up dropping his laptop or his drink into the pool.
Hold the laptop upright. Put the glass on the laptop, smoke the cigar and drink from the glass alternating with the free hand.
He’s not trying to do any of those things. He’s trying to pose for a picture, and doing fine.
