Mark this nsfw plz, due to the pfp in the image
this post was submitted on 12 Apr 2026
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Do you have hands and a stable internet connection?
You could start gardening, there are a lot of tutorials online. And its so nice to fuck among flowers.
I want to believe that pfp is a woman but I have a good feeling it’s a bussy
Meet me at the Eiffel tower. I'll be the one carrying 5 litres of lube.
Same here. Also having a catheter for 4 weeks after surgery on my urethra so also can't get out of the house and can't have sex or jerk off. The longer I have this situation, the more woodies I get at night, which hurt and wake me up. I'm 2 weeks in, 2 more weeks to go. I'm boooooored!
That's fucking rough. Can't they like give you anti-horny pills or something? Shit
Have a wank, have a Kit Kat. Rinse, repeat.
I can help with the latter, got 12 tonnes of the stuff as a deal recently
I'm a chef man
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
engage in manual labor
found the 23 year old with no bitches.
They're 26 now, if their username is their birth year
Still no bitches tho.
sad...
cry?
I tend to suggest Kobold AI instead of healthy human interaction.
Shake it shake it shake it shake it shake it feel good
Write fanfiction.