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(And couchfucker.)

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[–] iThinkDifferentThanU@lemmy.world 55 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] crandlecan@mander.xyz 6 points 1 week ago

Thank you! But just this once though!

[–] AnchoriteMagus@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago

His personality already killed a pope. You'd think we'd have seen this coming.

[–] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Give the man some credit ffs, he also became world's most famous coach fucker.

[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You mean he's fucked coaches AND couches?

[–] Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

"Put me in, Couch!" - JD, probably.

[–] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

Office of JD Vance refused to comment

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The Vance touch: everything he touches dies. (He should visit Putin next, maybe even Xi Jinping)

[–] Gorilladrums@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Short list of people he should pay a visit to:

Putin Xi Jinping MBS Netanyahu Erdogan Aliyev The new Khamenei Kim Jung Un A full tour of Afghanistan so he could meet all the Taliban elite Lukashenko

This list is incomplete, if anybody got a name drop it.

[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 13 points 1 week ago

leave clarinet out of this.

[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Tronn4@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Maybe he likes really young couches

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Are we 100% sure it was fucking the couch or could it have been sucking the couch ?

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Just like his boss.

[–] rangber@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If this is not art, I don't know what is.

Thanks, I definitely see the parts where my give-a-shit wears off but I have fun with it. Here's a version with no text:

Image of JD Vance as the PTSD Clarinet Boy with no text.