Every time Trump makes a tweet, I cannot gauge whether it's fake or real. How can a nation elect something like that?
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Oh, hey — I've gone through this since his first term.
Yeah I asked my Trump loving office trog what he thinks about all the stuff Trump, Hegseth and the other sycophants say. His response boiled down to 'I don't pay attention to everything they say or do.'
The average Trump voter will not be described as discerning in the history books. It's a shame they've been allowed to be the loudest Americans.
I'm very good at translating idiot speak and even I don't get it. He's declining fast.
Now open the strait of Epstein you fat fuck
Jesus fuckin christ, it's like a child wrote it. I was sure this was fake, it had to be fake. I just wish it was fake.
*me, punching you in the face:
"Aren't you glad I'm helping?"
Ai, please write the stupidest shit ever about how I'm going to open the straight of Hormuz after I shut it down for a month with a stupid war. Mention Xi in a rudely polite asshole way. Make it sound like I'm 5 and the straight of Hormuz is really straight and hasn't sucked me off. Again the guy is straight, not like Bubba.
Spoken like a true toddler.
A toddler makes more sense than he does.
I'd like to see Trump fight. It'd be funny.
"I know fighting. NOBODY knows more about fighting than me. I was at the MMZ the other night. Big guys came up to me, tears in their eyes, "MR PRESIDENT, can you give me some advice for my next fight?"
"Don't get in the octagone with everybody's favourite president", I told him. I meant it as a joke. I do that self-depreciating humour, because I'm so humble. Lot of people don't think I am, but I am. I don't like to brag, but I'm the best at self-depreciting. Believe me. Believe me.
Anyway, you could tell from the fear in his eyes he thought I was serious. Which is okay. If I was there, it would be MY ring. I wouldn't want to be in my ring with me either".
Everyone just starts crying around donald apparently, specially tough masculine guys
*Women are actually pretty happy that I’ve decided to finally treat them with respect. I’m doing it for them, sure — but also for myself, and honestly for society as a whole. This kind of situation won’t happen again. They’ve basically agreed to respond better to me now that I’m acting different. I mean, when I show up, they’ll probably appreciate it — maybe not say it outright, but you can tell.
We’re working together now, in a smarter way, and it’s going really well! Isn’t that better than all the conflict and rejection??? BUT REMEMBER, I could go back to how things were before if I wanted to — I just don’t, because I’m choosing the better path now.*
He saw money being exchanged for passage and he's such an entrepreneur he copied the idea
Alright granddad, let's get you to bed.
Lead him to a coffin.
I mean I mostly understand this but God damn that title makes me think I had a stroke.
Because Melania never hugs him off camera.
I bet he really likes big, fat....hugs.
I honestly can't tell what's real any more. Which is the whole idea, I guess.
My perception is increasingly getting inverted: the crazier and more absurd, the likelier the post is real. This is not healthy for my brain.