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[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Every time Trump makes a tweet, I cannot gauge whether it's fake or real. How can a nation elect something like that?

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago

Oh, hey — I've gone through this since his first term.

Yeah I asked my Trump loving office trog what he thinks about all the stuff Trump, Hegseth and the other sycophants say. His response boiled down to 'I don't pay attention to everything they say or do.'

The average Trump voter will not be described as discerning in the history books. It's a shame they've been allowed to be the loudest Americans.

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 20 points 6 days ago

I'm very good at translating idiot speak and even I don't get it. He's declining fast.

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] nieminen@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

I want to downvote this so bad, because I don't want it to be real.

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 34 points 6 days ago

Now open the strait of Epstein you fat fuck

[–] Red_October@piefed.world 14 points 6 days ago

Jesus fuckin christ, it's like a child wrote it. I was sure this was fake, it had to be fake. I just wish it was fake.

[–] ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com 26 points 6 days ago

*me, punching you in the face:

"Aren't you glad I'm helping?"

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 16 points 6 days ago

Ai, please write the stupidest shit ever about how I'm going to open the straight of Hormuz after I shut it down for a month with a stupid war. Mention Xi in a rudely polite asshole way. Make it sound like I'm 5 and the straight of Hormuz is really straight and hasn't sucked me off. Again the guy is straight, not like Bubba.

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Spoken like a true toddler.

[–] TransNeko@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

A toddler makes more sense than he does.

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I'd like to see Trump fight. It'd be funny.

"I know fighting. NOBODY knows more about fighting than me. I was at the MMZ the other night. Big guys came up to me, tears in their eyes, "MR PRESIDENT, can you give me some advice for my next fight?"

"Don't get in the octagone with everybody's favourite president", I told him. I meant it as a joke. I do that self-depreciating humour, because I'm so humble. Lot of people don't think I am, but I am. I don't like to brag, but I'm the best at self-depreciting. Believe me. Believe me.

Anyway, you could tell from the fear in his eyes he thought I was serious. Which is okay. If I was there, it would be MY ring. I wouldn't want to be in my ring with me either".

[–] jpablo68 3 points 6 days ago

Everyone just starts crying around donald apparently, specially tough masculine guys

[–] swankypantsu@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago

*Women are actually pretty happy that I’ve decided to finally treat them with respect. I’m doing it for them, sure — but also for myself, and honestly for society as a whole. This kind of situation won’t happen again. They’ve basically agreed to respond better to me now that I’m acting different. I mean, when I show up, they’ll probably appreciate it — maybe not say it outright, but you can tell.

We’re working together now, in a smarter way, and it’s going really well! Isn’t that better than all the conflict and rejection??? BUT REMEMBER, I could go back to how things were before if I wanted to — I just don’t, because I’m choosing the better path now.*

[–] shweddy@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

He saw money being exchanged for passage and he's such an entrepreneur he copied the idea

[–] Armand1@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Alright granddad, let's get you to bed.

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 days ago

Lead him to a coffin.

[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 days ago

I mean I mostly understand this but God damn that title makes me think I had a stroke.

[–] heartpunk25@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Because Melania never hugs him off camera.

I bet he really likes big, fat....hugs.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 182 points 1 week ago (11 children)

I honestly can't tell what's real any more. Which is the whole idea, I guess.

[–] cronenthal@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 6 days ago

My perception is increasingly getting inverted: the crazier and more absurd, the likelier the post is real. This is not healthy for my brain.

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