Aww you get honorary internet mom hugs, for the next 5 mins I'm your mom
this post was submitted on 21 Apr 2026
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Aw, I should call my kids & see how they're doing 🥲
I try not to be an annoying mother and I let them live their lives, but maybe they feel like I'm neglecting them? I don't know.
You are a beautiful individual deserving of love and respect. Show hole.
I have shown you my interest now show me your tits.
A big pair of tits
Here’s my dik~dik~
His name is Richard.
I've never seen one so well fed.
Wow, great tits!
Here are my boobies:
So how was school/work/life today?
Everyone has 2 families, the one you’re born to, and the one you choose. Choose the 2nd well and the first won’t matter
Joke's on you, I don't even have NSFW posts censored.
I feel that. I hope you meet people that truly care about you, if you haven't already.
where pp tho?
Im proud of you son.
Show Bob!
I'm raw doggin Lemmy so I didn't have to click shit, but here's some attention anyway
Im proud of you (there you go)
I clicked in hope of sexy images not interest in the poster. But I still love you.
I even did it while at work
Risky, but strangely sad and wholesome click of the day.
I even had my audio on! What was i thinking!
Love you, little buddy.
Aww, but I wanted to see their penis.
I'm sure we can make a risky link just for you if you want?
You are loved, you are kind and deserving of care and comfort. You are not alone!
Do you guys have NSFW blur filter on?
I have
I would, but as there’s no an EyeBlench community, I have it turned off
all your mothers and fathers and i are all very proud of you, Nutbutter.
Send photo
I will never understand why Earth is Earth.
You got a bunch of assholes trying to force people into poverty by being forced to raise kids they don't want, and can't afford.
Which brings parents who have to raise kids they don't love. Which creates generations of people who are incapable of love. These people then have kids, but don't love their children, on account of them being incapable of loving.
And so now you have a planet, that is full of unloved assholes in all directions. So now instead of society, and progress, and health, we're all instead reduced to a dollar amount.
Pay a little money, get a little happyness. Pay a lot of money, get a lot of happyness. But then you reach a point where more money does not equal more happyness. So the void needs to be filled by oppressing others.
And now the stage is set for the wealthy to try to feel better about themselves by putting others down.
Now regurgitate that same practice for hundreds if not thousands of years.
Knowledge, love, care, health. These are all concepts that SHOULD be the pillars of any society. Instead, we're all slaves to the all mighty dollar.
This is Earth.
Earth is stupid.