this post was submitted on 08 Nov 2023
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Birds aren’t real

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They used to be. Until the U.S. Government replaced them with drone replicas designed to spy on the American public. Founded in 1976.

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[–] Eheran@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Like.... Duuuh?! They are introducing the population slowly to the idea that "some" birds are drones. At some point they will make up a "bird flu" and make birds go away, then come around the corner with "new" birds. This will make it cheaper to produce then since they can leave all the complex camo off.

[–] neeeeDanke@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago

This water is wet...