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[–] masquenox@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Success is never wiping your ass. Ever.

[–] AdmiralGroceries@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Let it crust you’ll save years over your lifetime.

[–] masquenox@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

I am too grossed out to continue this conversation. You win.

[–] tox_solid@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I'm literally pooping right now. No wonder my life is a mess.

[–] AdmiralGroceries@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

Life imitates cheeks

[–] phuntis@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago

don't use your phone while pooping it's gross

[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Lemmy 3 day no poop challenge.

[–] SpaceMonk@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

If you crave success, stop pooping. Efficiently using every resource you put in your mouth is Alpha.

You want a woman to want you? Stop sweating. It’s that easy. Train your body to use that sweat in your balls to strengthen your seed. You’ll need it for all of the women that will now worship your dry as a boiled goose body.

Ever wonder why people make fun of you? Maybe it’s because you look like your mother. Women don’t like men that look like their moms. Get some surgery. It’s that simple.

[–] hi_im_FitcH@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

How dare you call me out like this