NFL

I always say Kenny Picksixett to my buddy and he hates it

Fat Rand (Randy Bullock).

Ocho Stinko (Chad Johnson)

All i can think of for the Bengals

Kenny kitten mittens and najee “concrete shoes” harris

Diontae Dropson

The best I’ve heard is still when Bruce Arians called a struggling rookie DJ Humphries “Knee-deep” because that’s how far his foot had to be up his ass

DJ never really got over that one lol. But he did improve a lot since then

I realize it’s not a pun and I didn’t read the whole post, whoops

Donte Moncrief was Donte Concrete on account of his brick hands

Fat Nagy

Wak Pickscott

Sack Prescott

Wak

Any other Facebook level insult you can think of

When Tillery got the unnecessary roughness on Herbert everyone was calling him Crooked Tillery.

Fuck it, here's one horrible QB insult pun for every team:

Josh Fallen

Tua Turnsdaballova

Mac Gones

Aaron Oddgers

Lamar Jacksoff

Blow Burrow

Deshaun Wat

Kenny Pickett? Yes, he can!

CJ Frowned

Lardner Minshew

Trevor Nawrence

Nil Levis

Russell Won'tson

Patrick Mahomeless

Jimmy Marcoppolo

Justin Sherbert

Ack Prescott

Daniel Nones

Jalen Squirts

Sam Owell

Justout Fields

Jared Goof

Jordan Loveless

Kirk Bruhsins

Desmond Shidder

Bryce Dung

Derek Belowparr

Baker Mayyield

Claytoutof Tune

Matthew Staffordpinto

Brock Turdy

Peeno Smith

McFuckFace has been around a long time and we all know who that is.

I affectionately refer to my garbage can as Desmond Ridder because it helps me get rid of things. And Desmond Ridder isn’t very good.

Todd Bowels

Deandre Droppin Hopkins

It's not based on the player himself; just whenever I threw to him on Madden there was a 50% chance he'd drop it

Sleepy Joe for Burrow

people been calling MVS, Applebees, cause most games he'll get 2 for 20, but I don't feel like that one's original.

calling Dak by his actual first name Rayne is always fun

My favorite mean nickname is Smelly Pitts.

Joey Bozo

I saw Marvin Jones called Nothing Bundt Drops earlier this season (him and his wife own a nothing Bundt cakes I Believe)

Love Stafford, but Stat Padford is a classic nickname

Zilch Wilson. I wanna root for him to have a comeback story but it's what I call him on his down games.

Mash eberflush

I just say Art the Fart because I like saying it. I would like to hear an interviewer call him that or at least hear them say something like, "Reddit calls you Art the Fart. How do you respond?"

Our DC - Steve Wilkes Booth for assassinating our defense

Zack Loss when he was on the bills

Tom shady

Karen Rodgers