Piracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ

No, but at leat say "yo ho" when you download something. Also VPN.

You wouldn't download a hat.

You need a boat. How do you sail the high seas without a boat.

I don't know where to get the boat tho.

This is a common misconception. A ski mask is both effective and very adaptable. The pirate hat is antiquated, bulky, and has a much more restrictive use case. If you're in a pinch you can just use a face mask. It also has the advantage of preventing malware, but any experienced user would take the ski mask over an N95 for flexibility.

Newspaper can be folded into a hat in a pinch.

This was all covered in the on boarding process. We'll let it slide this time but next time have your hat on or you'll have to walk the plank 😄

Hat? Unnecessary. But an eye-patch helps reduce nausea when using VR goggles to search for booty.

A bandana is fine if you have one.

Think about renting a parrot. That's what I did for a while before getting my sea legs

Follow the pirate code and share the spoils, i.e. be seeding.

An eye patch will suffice. If you really want to show your dedication, a wooden peg leg would be ideal. I should note that it is a bit difficult to conceal a peg leg in public.

An eye patch, a parrot or a wooden leg will also do

I've got a big pirate flag hanging up in my room, is that good enough?

Nah, as long as you buy it dinner first, or at least try to connect on an emotional level, it'll let you enter.

Most important: A mindful for seeding the downloads.

What you reallly need is a tattoo of a small plant in a box to represent that you have a seedbox.

Not per se, but it is ideal

You have to pirate it first.

I find this stereotype offensive.

It comes with.