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StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works

Baptisms to go, please (infosec.pub)

submitted 2 months ago by bbue@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/WildMarketplace@sh.itjust.works

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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I mean I might lowkey put that in my yard and fill it to the rim and just kick back and baptize with a beer some afternoons

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago

Kiddie pool's easier to move and won't set you back 5 bills

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So... A big fancy bucket with stairs? Am I getting that right?

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Uhhhh, a big fancy bucket with stairs and a handrail.

[–] StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

Well thank God it's Got a handrail

[–] Janx@piefed.social 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Am I crazy, or it that huge? Are they baptizing bears??

[–] Wataba@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Mormon baptisms.

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 2 points 2 months ago

Those are done in graveyards.

[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 1 points 2 months ago

Well, my plan to ~~drown~~... er... um... baptize that psycho who's been stalking me just for a lot easier.

[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago

Hey, if Chik-Fil-A can brand their chicken sandwiches as Christian nationalist why not other things? Sure, you're excluding some small demographic of free thinkers from potentially buying your product, but in the right geographic area your "Jesus Pool" might command a higher price than just some random shitty hot tub.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

This guy baptizes.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

depending on what your religion is about and how you preach it, you may need it

[–] j5y7@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

It's nice to see scammers getting scammed.