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If your starting QB was an alcoholic beverage, what would they be? (alien.top)
submitted 2 years ago by tridentwhale@alien.top to c/nfl@nfl.community
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Josh strikes me as Mad Dog 20/20. Maybe OG formula Four Loko

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[–] FaceRockerMD@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

A liter o cola

[–] BustyUncle@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Jungle juice at an SAE party

[–] Intelligent-Age2786@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Coors Light. If you know enough about Patrick Mahomes, you’d know he LOVES Coors Light

[–] ThisPomelo9870@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Come on man just because he likes it doesn’t mean he IS that

Clearly he’s pappy van winkle bourbon with a dash of ketchup

[–] Regular-Ad7589@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Bagent has Malort written all over him

[–] SpiritualResident565@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Trevor Lawrence = Zima.

[–] Every1isSome1inLA@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Henny and Diet Coke

[–] iiTryhard@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Natty Light

Edit: natty daddy actually because he’s kinda fat

[–] randobot456@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Spiked

[–] Reasonable-Front7584@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Tommy DeVito, “Jager Bomb”

[–] Adopted_Fellow@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Hmmm…maybe a whiskey?? Improving with time, adaptable and sometimes having unexpected strength?

[–] IAmAtWorkAMAA@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Tapeworm shot

[–] UserUnkown10@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

A glass of tap water

[–] mill_about_smartly@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Dak is unquestionably Miller Lite

Incredibly popular, but Dak is the most generic interview you will find. Dude is as coachspeak as it gets (which is not a bad quality when you're QB for the Cowboys.)

And (IMO) genuinely decent, but not the best beer ever.

[–] sgdude61@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Panthers - Shirley Temple most likely

[–] Captain-McSizzle@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Fireball ( not sure if this is just a Canadian thing) for the kid from firebaugh california

[–] tarallelegram@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

la goudale because i like both very much and am drinking one

[–] VenturaHighway@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Malort

[–] occorpattorney@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Patriots, mac jones: non-alcoholic beer

[–] iDestroyedYoMama@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

A thimble of vodka redbull

[–] Tequilacowboybouncer@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

IC light , not high quality but gets the job done

[–] Bobson-_Dugnutt@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Meth

[–] guywastingtime@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Budweiser Prohibition

[–] spanther96@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

O Dooles

[–] Whatever801@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Fermented ketchup with hallucinogenic frog extract

[–] DothrakiSlayer@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Boo mods

[–] Crunc_Mcfincle@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Vodka for my socialist comrade