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They are also loaded with pine tar, which is ILLEGAL in the nfl.

Who gives a fuck?

i mean it’s one pair of underwear a week. that he also washes every week. not really that crazy when you think about it. it’s not like he wears the same pair everyday for practice without washing them as well.

It's a thong

See, this is the real investigative sports journalism we need more of.

Let me sniff them

Has it gone atomic yet?

Those could sell for trillions

Y'all we need to steal those magic undies.

When it’s all said and done it’s going to be a bit weird to walk in the the Pro Football Hall of Fame and see a guys underpants suspended in a glass case, but I guess that’s greatness.

This motherfucker is gonna be wearing 18 year old underwear in 10 years?

The insurance commercial makes so much sense now.

Alright someone has gotta steal them for the good of the whole league

I think less of him now.

Reminds me of this commercial

There's an underarmor crossover waiting to happen.

Somebody needs to steal these underwear to stop his reign of terror.

How much for a sniff

That underwear has guided him to two rings. At this point it would be irresponsible to not wear them.

Gretzky's pre-game meal is still more impressive to me than wearing the same chonies.

The Great One used to have 4 hot dogs with onions, pizza, cake and two diet cokes before every game he played in the NHL. Sometimes, he would eat chocolate bars between periods as well for a little pick me up.

Peak off season r/nfl... wait what? We're mid season?

You gotta take them off every now and then... You gotta take them off son!

Black and white stripes, ohhh yeaaaahhhh

: slow nods :

“First, my wife Brittany got them for me, so I'm not throwin' y'all down, but I have to wear 'em, ya know," Mahomes, 28, told the brothers of his former high-school sweetheart, 28.

Can someone parse this sentence for me? Did Mahomes date a sister of the mannings? Is he currently married to a sister of the mannings? Like I legit don’t understand what this means

Nic Cage voice

I’m gonna steal the ~~Declaration of Independence~~ worst pair of underpants in the NFL

lucky undies

This isn’t actually that bad , if they’re worn once a week for 19 ish weeks every year , I’m sure we all have a rotation of boxers we ware and regularly wash

So the Patrick Mahomes authentic game worn underwear I bought was a fake?

Somewhere an unemployed McDaniels has been tasked by Bill to break into the Chief's facility to steal them

Mr. Boxer Crust

He's lying......he doesn't wash them.

He has worn them 89 times so far (if he only wears them during game days). Not the most insane thing ever.

I got a player that has never washed his jockstrap because he thinks flies are lucky!

There goes his Haines sponsorship here comes Tide.

Read this quote in froggy voice

I think he washes them in Cris Collinsworth's mouth...or at least that's where they're kept 6 days of the week.

Lol I like how they called her his "former" high school sweetheart, like she's not his current sweetheart.

I just want to hear the story on the time they had to fly the underwear cross country overnight because it wasn’t packed for the road trip haha

The underwear: https://www.victoriassecret.com/us/pink/panties-catalog/5000007666

I’m surprised it comes in a 5 pack. Mahomes is such a man of the people

Can't wait for the 30 For 30 on the fan that tries to steal Mahomes magic underwear right before the Super Bowl.

You couldn’t ever get this type of info outta me

Infamous morman patrick mahomes

Explains why he’s so slippery

AFC coaches plotting to steal Mahomes underwear.