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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 48 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Some do, friend. Some definitely do.

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 years ago

We're gonna need a bigger hump...

[–] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Sharks don't know slugs exist

[–] theKalash@feddit.ch 12 points 2 years ago

There are sea slugs ....

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

No shark in that picture. Just a camel in water. May just as well be swimming in Saimaa lake as far as I know!

[–] June@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I came here to ‘ackshually’ the post but you beat me to it.

There’s a reasonable chance that a camel has been eaten by a shark.

[–] uservoid1@lemmy.world 36 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

Seems legit

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

To be fair, I'm not sure camels know that sharks exist either.

[–] whereBeWaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

They might've seen a picture of a shark or a documentary might be on in a nearby television

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Would they know that "that's a shark"? 😄

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] victorz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Cool. Camels are really smart then. 🙃

[–] TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 years ago

Would they see/understand anything but funny colours on a rectangle?

[–] uservoid1@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oh they know... they just don't like sand

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] metaStatic@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] angrystego@kbin.social 9 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Unlike sharks, who are very smooth.

[–] MarcomachtKuchen@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago

Thats propably why the dont get every where (where they could meet camels)

[–] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 years ago

and soft and cuddly

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

And uneducated about other animals

[–] zerofk@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago

Are we sure that either of these exist? Maybe sharks and camels are just AI generated.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 12 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Can't prove a negative. It's on the sharks to demonstrate their awareness of camels.

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Pretty sure that the dude holding the inflatable shark up to the camel is the only one in that photo with any awareness..

..which is a really weird sentence.

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Is it even a real photo? Is the shark photoshopped?

[–] TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 years ago

So true bestie

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Camels however, know everything about sharks, you, me, time, space, everything and everyone, whether the cat in the box is alive or not.

[–] marx2k@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My marijuana goes its entire life not knowing sunlight exists

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

What, the sun exists? I thought it was just a joke.

[–] Ranger@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Sharks existed before trees

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Camels existed before the enlightenment

[–] TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 years ago

Damn, they're like..50 year old.. or something

[–] bquintb@midwest.social 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I'd buy that

[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The camels are probably in cahoots with the CrabCats...

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Until you consider that camels have been found in the middle if the ocean. Low, but never zero.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Zero sharks

[–] MBZzZzZzZz@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Camels don't know that a cigarette brand is named after them.

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