NFL

Chiefs checking schedule

"No San Francisco, thank God."

Beat us and you die. Your move, NFL.

Cowboys have that same juice right now. But not QB injury level but teams that face Dallas don’t win the next week. SF went on a 3 game losing streak

They lost 3 QBs last year, so they cursed 3 this year as revenge

Interesting to note that once Deebo came back so did Purdy. The ability of Deebo to clear routes and get other people open is huge.

The curse of Brock's elbow

Give me the wins instead.

Don’t wear fuck Dallas shirts or everything you do and touch turns to shit. Sorry Joey B

Cool we have nothing to worry about

The cowboys were just talking about some stupid curse too

The 49ers always pay their debts.

With that logic, have the Bucs start Kyle trask and win the game, trask gets injured, then boom we keep baker for the season 🧑‍🍳🧁

Kyle Trask time 😈

Why couldn’t this have started week one?

Guess yaall better not beat us for the rest od the season then

whew, we really dodged the bullet there

We'll go 10-7 and the only loss will be the Niners.

“Don't beat the 49ers”

I would also like to spread around this line of thinking.

Alright Eagles, time to make a business decision here in a couple weeks. Just let us win.

Yea…so you guys should all like…not win against us or be cursed.

Let's see, their next opponent is looks it up Tampa Bay...

I see that game going either way, but I love Baker too much to see him get hurt

Yeah, but when Geno beats them twice the curse will be cancelled out.

just dont beat the niners and your QB is safe.

How many good QBs started those games?

49ers: “Beat us… at your own peril”

Reverse curse. 49ers out here making sure no one has a QB in the playoffs this year.

NFL schedule difficulty is not about who you play but when you play them.

Phew. Thank god we got blown off the field.

And they will lose their own Monday night

They really said double the qb curse and pass it

checks schedule

Fuck.

Yo, what kind of voodoo is this shit?

So what you're saying is that teams shouldn't try to beat the 49ers.

I agree.

Bucs and Seahawks should be fine

You’re fucked Eagles

Browns didn’t even have their QB when they beat the niners.

SEAHAWKS: write that down, write that down!!

So glad the 49ers stomped us

I will gladly see them in the nfc championship game, then raise a toast to super bowl mvp Hendon Hooker

Well that won't be a problem for my Rams

Guess yaall better not beat us for the rest od the season then

Sorry Geno but this is business

We have a mole-man shaman, each injured player his power grows, cursing other teams

Purdy is fueled by blood

Pyrrhus of TheBayus

Brian O Neil, star tackle for the vikings, blew out his Achilles at Lambeau field. One year later to the exact day, Kirk Cousins blew out his Achilles at Lambeau field. The next week our RB blew out his Achilles, our backup QB was knocked out cold, and our WR3 was knocked out cold. Brock Purdy was concussed against us this year, as was Derek Carr.

The carnage is infinite and it rhymes as well.

Purdy revenge Voodoo from the NFC Champ game. Fuck.

It’s like I always say, the Football Gods work in mysterious ways.

That’s why Dak survived, Mike McCarthy playing 7D Mahjong

Whoa

Thank you for volunteering as tribute, Deshaun, Kirk, and Joey Glass.