furiously googling 49ers schedule hoping they play the chiefs this season
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So basically if Josh Dobbs was a team, he'd be the 49ers. Every opportunity he's ever gotten from college on has been because of injuries. And then when he joins there are more injuries, immediately.
The 9ers are accidentally going to unleash drew lock onto the league
As my co-workers from the 80s once said: “Karma is a mutha.”
If the Chiefs play the 49ers in the Super Bowl and win, I bet Patrick Mahomes doesn't play again until next season.
People were hating on Trevor, turns out he's just galaxy brain avoiding an injury. Checkmate losers.
There’s some voodoo magic involved here I’m sure of it
I legitimately double checked our schedule
We're spreading the IR around
Idc, we’re crushing them on Christmas
Beating the Niners is a real monkey paw curls sort of vibe this year.
Great thing the Jaga decided to throw their game, huh?
The "fuck Dallas" curse
Kenny still going... for now
But the Browns didn't even need their starting QB and beat them with their backup QB.
Sure thanks to an easy missed 30 yard field go by the 9ers dumb kicker
I'm certain Brandon Perna's curse wheel is responsible in some weird way.
It’s like the Jeff Fisher Rams all over again
The Purdy Mouth curse
Some might say that the Vikings found their qb for the season
Drew Lock, get in there!
We were the first team to win their next game after playing them in like half a season.
The Shanahans send their regards…
Losing to the browns is wild.
Me staring at Jalen with a tear in my eye… just be back for the playoffs please
Fun fact: that’s still less qb’s than the 49ers had go down last year (so far)
Jags made damn sure that wouldn’t happen to them
I dont feel as bad now for last week :) stay healthy Tlaw.
Damn. I hope we don't play them this season
Beat*. Works fine for us.
What's the point of winning the battle to lose the war?
That's going to backfire in the playoffs. We got an astronaut.
So you're telling me that Nancy Pelosi is to blame?
Now watch the damn 49ers win the Super Bowl
Aaand now you cursed the 49ers. Gg Brock Purdy
Lol this is typical 9ers football... I expect this so that I'm not let down in week 12
The Shanahans send their regards
Ravens going to lose our starting QB too with our OL trying to block their DL and LB. We have a turn style at tackle positions. I’m not looking forward to it.
Also they're the only ones immune to Perna's curse wheel. You know the only team that repeatedly beat Perna's curse wheel last year? The Super Bowl winning KC Chiefs.
That monkey's paw is a cruel bitch
Just remember the team that loses to kirk cousins in the regular season never wins the superbowl. Sorry niners fans, you were doomed from the start.
Let it be known to all teams that face us: don’t beat us or else…
Shanahan: "No more quarterbacks."
/looks at up coming schedule
/shakes head
Isn't PJ Walker still healthy?
Guess Trevor is safe since we got are cheeks clapped.