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Don't beat the 49ers. There's something spooky going down in the Golden State.

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[–] GomeyBlueRock@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

furiously googling 49ers schedule hoping they play the chiefs this season

[–] CUDDLEBOX@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

So basically if Josh Dobbs was a team, he'd be the 49ers. Every opportunity he's ever gotten from college on has been because of injuries. And then when he joins there are more injuries, immediately.

[–] JuanPicasso@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

The 9ers are accidentally going to unleash drew lock onto the league

[–] brianlangauthor@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

As my co-workers from the 80s once said: “Karma is a mutha.”

[–] BillBrasky727@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

If the Chiefs play the 49ers in the Super Bowl and win, I bet Patrick Mahomes doesn't play again until next season.

[–] TallGets@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

People were hating on Trevor, turns out he's just galaxy brain avoiding an injury. Checkmate losers.

[–] Downtown_Conflict_53@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

There’s some voodoo magic involved here I’m sure of it

[–] schafkj@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

I legitimately double checked our schedule

[–] Gripe@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

We're spreading the IR around

[–] ssj_ali@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Idc, we’re crushing them on Christmas

[–] improper84@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Beating the Niners is a real monkey paw curls sort of vibe this year.

[–] ThePoetMichael@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Great thing the Jaga decided to throw their game, huh?

[–] Luke_Bro@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

The "fuck Dallas" curse

[–] BabblingBishop@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Kenny still going... for now

[–] poopdotorg@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

But the Browns didn't even need their starting QB and beat them with their backup QB.

[–] Walks_with_Chaos@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Sure thanks to an easy missed 30 yard field go by the 9ers dumb kicker

[–] CrazybyRX@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

I'm certain Brandon Perna's curse wheel is responsible in some weird way.

[–] AntonyBenedictCamus@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

It’s like the Jeff Fisher Rams all over again

[–] anexiledone@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

The Purdy Mouth curse

[–] piopster@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Some might say that the Vikings found their qb for the season

[–] the_gaymer_girl@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Drew Lock, get in there!

[–] TheGrat1@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

We were the first team to win their next game after playing them in like half a season.

[–] klm2908@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

The Shanahans send their regards…

[–] Sea_Waltz2353@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Losing to the browns is wild.

[–] nwrobinson94@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Me staring at Jalen with a tear in my eye… just be back for the playoffs please

[–] No-Paint-7311@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Fun fact: that’s still less qb’s than the 49ers had go down last year (so far)

[–] ahzzyborn@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Jags made damn sure that wouldn’t happen to them

[–] Staff-Secure@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

I dont feel as bad now for last week :) stay healthy Tlaw.

[–] r3dphoenix@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Damn. I hope we don't play them this season

[–] QuirkyScorpio29@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Beat*. Works fine for us.

What's the point of winning the battle to lose the war?

[–] KenScaletta@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

That's going to backfire in the playoffs. We got an astronaut.

[–] Monkeyfeng@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

So you're telling me that Nancy Pelosi is to blame?

[–] tdomer80@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Now watch the damn 49ers win the Super Bowl

[–] Revolutionary-Ice593@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Aaand now you cursed the 49ers. Gg Brock Purdy

[–] JerseyshoreSeagull@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Lol this is typical 9ers football... I expect this so that I'm not let down in week 12

[–] SnooHesitations1640@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

The Shanahans send their regards

[–] twooit@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Ravens going to lose our starting QB too with our OL trying to block their DL and LB. We have a turn style at tackle positions. I’m not looking forward to it.

[–] HyronValkinson@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Also they're the only ones immune to Perna's curse wheel. You know the only team that repeatedly beat Perna's curse wheel last year? The Super Bowl winning KC Chiefs.

[–] Kitkatis@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

That monkey's paw is a cruel bitch

[–] bigbobbarker111@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Just remember the team that loses to kirk cousins in the regular season never wins the superbowl. Sorry niners fans, you were doomed from the start.

[–] RompiendoElBajo@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Let it be known to all teams that face us: don’t beat us or else…

[–] brain_eel@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Shanahan: "No more quarterbacks."

[–] jest28000@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

/looks at up coming schedule

/shakes head

[–] treple13@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Isn't PJ Walker still healthy?

[–] Rudy102600@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Guess Trevor is safe since we got are cheeks clapped.

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