This has big "FW: FW: RE: FW:" energy.
this post was submitted on 18 Nov 2023
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Seriously, I had to double check I wasn't somehow on Facebook.
Going to forward it to my dad so he can slowly read it aloud during Thanksgiving dinner while a dozen people sit uncomfortably in silence, waiting for him to look up so they can awkwardly laugh.
Because it is, just translated to picture memes now instead of formatted to have big, flashing red-lettered words and bolded emphasis. I remember seeing this list at least a few years ago.
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Someone took a list of insults written about soldiers in the military, and rephrased them. Do you actually think teachers would say this stuff about their students in writing?
This website just doesn't get satire.
Yes lol, have you seen reports about NYC schools?
"When her IQ reaches 50 she should sell" is probably the wittiest one.
I'm going to assume that none of these teachers are real, some corndog just pulled this thing out of the fucked up meme engine that makes facebook suck so bad. Some schmuck who writes jokes for morning FM drive time radio probably sat down with a pencil and wrote these.
If it gets any worse it's going to say "REAL FRIENDS STAY" in shitty cursive on a purple background and that's it, that's the whole meme, because facebook.
I wonder how close to the bottom of that drain we are now.
It's absolutely a work of fiction.
That or "Your child has delusions of adequacy."
"REAL FRIENDS STAY" in shitty cursive on a purple background
Oh dear god why'd you have to make this so accurate, I feel like I've traveled back in time against my will
I hope the teacher who said #11 isn't teaching reproductive biology.
The sperm that makes it through to the egg doesn't get there first. Multitudes of other sperms die weakening the wall, receiving nothing in return, only for another to slide right in and reap all the rewards and renown for their sacrifice. It's basically the perfect analogy for capitalism.
No teacher said any of these, it's made up.
Probably, but I find that you get more enjoyment from these memes with a little willful suspension of disbelief 🤷
Suspension of disbelief implies you don't genuinely believe it, and that's not the vibe I'm getting here.
Your vibe-ometor must be broken, then 🤷
The free market is not, as the social Darwinists imagine, a struggle between rich and poor, strong and weak. It is the principal means by which human beings cooperate in order to live. If each of us had to produce all his food and shelter by himself, almost no one could survive. The existence of large-scale society depends absolutely on social cooperation through the division of labor.
Miss me with that Mises shit.
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My favorite is the “delusions of adequacy”, that one had to sting! The six-pack one though sounds like possible ADHD or some other learning disorder - your child is smart enough, but lacks the ability to do well
Poor kid is probably neurodivergent and being told to "just stop it" or "just be normal" instead of actually receiving the help they need.
Unhelpful advice I’ve received from neurotypicals who have, apparently, no theory of mind:
- Just think about it
- You should try making a to-do list
- You’re just embarrassing yourself when you act that way
- Oh but it’s not a big deal, see?
- Calm down
I once in high school was told about a thing I couldn't do to basically "just do it" by a teacher. In a meeting about my support network. My mother almost wanted to hit the teacher in the head with the dossier.
Maybe some of them, but some people are just legitimately stupid beyond repair in a neurotypical way. It's not their fault, it's not a moral failing and they deserve empathy and respect. It's just very unfortunate in today's society.
its multiple kids.
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Ah yes dilutions of adequacy. The best kind of dilutions
Edit just not going to fix the spelling it sort of fits
Why did you misspell that twice? In the graphic it is spelled correctly. Delusions.
No, his adaqucy is just diluted...
That is a very valid question. I have been awake since 3 am so I am going to blame it on that opposed to my inability to spell.
Number 5 is probably my favorite mostly because I like talking hyperboles and taking them even further
Same with number 1
How bout this"you are so unremarkable you don't even have significance of being the most insignificant"
these teachers failed at their initial standup career and are bitter about it.
Number 5 is basically me
Man the teachers in New York are really nice compared to the jerks I had to deal with growing up.
This bullshit is not real.
Just wait till you get to #12 🤣 /s
Number 6 so was incredibly mid but then Number 7 kicked like a mule.
That’s not really how insemination works though.
Bold of you to assume the teacher has a basic understanding of any subject matter they teach. We need to stop assuming we're going to get the cream of the crop when teachers are often forced to take second jobs just to make ends meet. If we pay more, then we can demand more, and someday we can expect more.
Not sure what watered twice a week is referring to
they're saying that if the student was any dumber they'd be a houseplant
It was all about the same kid.
The 11 just shows a lot of ignorance.
I'm a fan of #9.
#9 is good bit #8 takes the win
Nah 10 takes the win
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