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[–] doubletrouble1792@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

I play QB on madden for $44k a year

[–] Opposite-Variety8562@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

So he makes $750k a year, an income in the 99.9th percentile, and still lives at home?

Poor Tommy Devito.

[–] GGGiveHatpls@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

If I made 44k a week uhm I’d probably not live with my dad. But I made much less than that. So who am I to talk.

[–] Zupheal@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Bro, If I could, I would. You know how awesome it has to be to have no bills or responsibilities?!

[–] drmctesticles@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I imagine Tommy stopping the church in his Trans Am for a quick blessing before the game

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[–] kjorav17@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

He stackin’ sats

[–] Bx_nood@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (5 children)
[–] ambulocetus_@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

i bought some capocollo yesterday after seeing it in like every episode of the Sopranos (finally watching it..), and it's so fuckin good 😋

[–] mkvii1989@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You see him do that gesture to celebrate the Saquon TD pass? So Jersey Italian it almost hurts. Lol

[–] DisgruntledTexansFan@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I want his jersey now. Maybe a TD chain. Dude is a meme .

I’m going to New York next week, let me know if anywhere is making a Devito sangwich in his honor

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[–] mab6710@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Mom, the meatloaf!!

FUCK!!

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[–] MarkingOut44@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (3 children)

People hate success and smart financial choices in this economy

[–] pickleparty16@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I couldn't car less if he lived at home but do your own damn laundry

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[–] F-150Pablo@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Poor guy only 44k a game. He must be broke.

[–] Benign_Banjo@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Is it $44k per game he plays, or just per game while he's on the team?

[–] MarkingOut44@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

It's more that he has his family take care of everything non football related. He already has everything he needs at his house right now. Saving money is just a bonus

[–] PoogeneBalloonanny@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (5 children)
[–] PaddyMayonaise@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

With a name like that I imagine.

Lol yea he’s from cedar grove

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[–] TheFencingCoach@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

What's the matter, dawg? You embarrassed?

This guy's a gangster? His real name's Clarence

And Clarence lives at home with both parents

And Clarence' parents have a real good marriage

This guy don't wanna battle, he's shook

[–] Thrashed0066@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] FarAd6557@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Good for him. Stack those chips man.

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[–] TammyRingworm@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Ma! Ma! We having chicken tonight or what?

[–] Writerhaha@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Sunday afternoon he beats the Commanders, Sunday night, all about baked ziti.

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[–] Alexisonfire24@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (4 children)

A classic mammone. Every Italian boy lives with his mom until he's married.

[–] Wageslave710@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Yupp did until I was 26. My wife even lived with us, but I waited till I had a house. No way was I being a married man in my moms house 😂.

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[–] _HGCenty@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Time to rename the franchise the New Jersey Football Giants.

[–] LuckyMo200@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (10 children)

Think they still claim him as a dependent?

[–] trenzy@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Asking the real questions!

[–] Dr-McLuvin@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (15 children)
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[–] Cautrica1@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (23 children)

Never will I understand what’s so bad about living with your parents rent free and stacking money in your early 20s

[–] RyanPelley@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Nothing bad about it. Just don't be like me. Living with parents my entire 20s and not saving money.

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[–] Transmaniacon89@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (5 children)

His family is Italian, she probably prefers he live at home.

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[–] rupeshjoy852@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

My wife and I moved back with my parents last year and saved for a house. There is no way I could have saved up for a house otherwise.

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[–] PaddyMayonaise@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (17 children)

“Tommy, tommy, ya gotta get ready fa church. Let’s go, your grahndmutha alreadys got the pork roll ready and ya eggs are gettin cold, sweety, yav got to get up and go.”

“Ma. MA. I TOLJA already. I can’t! I play for the Giants now, I gotta game! I gotta get ta work, ma! You KNÜ this!”

“Ah, so your little game is more important than breakfast with your grandma and your own mother. Fine. Go play ya game, Thomas.”

[–] buy_some_winrar@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

*taylor ham

[–] Temporal_Enigma@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (6 children)

"I wish the Lord would take me now"

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[–] gavgavrkorko@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This is so fucking accurate that it hurts my sides

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[–] madurosnstouts@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

“At least you’ll be home fuh Sunday dinnah right”?

……

“I’m a terrible motha, my own son, not gonna be home fuh Sunday dinnah”.

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[–] JPAnalyst@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Tommy don’t live with people…people live with him!

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[–] katastrophyx@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Lol. Dude makes my annual salary in 2.5 weeks and still lives at home with his mom. This housing market is absolutely out of control.

/s

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[–] Deep-Secret@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (9 children)

Every time Tommy is mentioned makes me think of that one scene in Inglorious Basterds when Brad Pitt says bawndjorno

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[–] Thats-nice-smile@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Tommy you breaking your mamas heart

[–] The_Wata_Boy@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

If the Giants win out I want Tommy to bring the boys back to his house for dinner. Watching his mom cook for the team while they chill in the basement is primetime TV.

[–] EctoRiddler@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

I get it. Save that money. He knows his career will not be a long one and this isn’t set for life money.

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