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[–] Mango@lemmy.world 46 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I have a character I've been playing for months named Ambrose Dayne who's pretty explicitly Batman and nobody suspects a thing somehow.

[–] Enkrod@feddit.de 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

When their god unjustly loved my characters brother more than him they had a falling out and after some very pointed arguments over a romantic rivalry at a later point my character killed his twin brother, for this, he was cast out by their god and marked with a sign of the fallen, making him a fallen Aasimar.

Kaidahn the Murderer doesn't miss his brother Abelard, but their mother Evelyn and their father Adamund do.

[–] Shard@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Did you buy any chance go on to sire the first vampires?

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago
[–] Susaga@ttrpg.network 35 points 2 years ago

Throw a few goblins their way. Maybe a Rhino.

[–] slayback@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Drow Paladin?

[–] timgrant@ttrpg.network 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Or step it up a notch. (And ya gotta wait until this comes up in conversation.)

Session 1: My Chaos Paladin tells party his goddess' name is Beth.

Session 2: Find magic sword, name it Beth.

Session 3: Tell party my goddess wants to be called Kate now. (Chaotics, ya know?)

Session 4: Explain that the goddess is OK if I still call my sword Beth, but I should name the next one Kate.

Session 5: Utter a vow of enmity: "For Kate's sake I stick my last Beth at thee!"

[–] teft@startrek.website 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Send a couple of yochlols their way. That ought to get rid of his smitey sense. Lolth doesn't take kindly to usurpers.