this post was submitted on 22 Aug 2026
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Showcasing the brazen and nouveau in English communication.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 18 points 1 week ago
[–] eurodyne@piefed.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What an adorably whimsical way to be crushed to death

[–] Einskjaldi@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

That's fine to do if you're alone with 50 feet off clearance

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 7 points 1 week ago

"Mr Broom you are so whacky"

"Tree Trimmer you're my best fre-"

CRASH

"Mr Broom nooooo!"

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 6 points 1 week ago

I hope that cover this on my fav weekly true crime news podcast