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The corporate version of "Listen here you little..." (infosec.pub)

submitted 1 week ago by laurenceOfSuburbia@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.world

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[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 16 points 1 week ago

I mean, if you call me out for dropping the ball, but my last email contained the info you asked for…

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Did you bother reading their last email? I only use as per my last email if it's clear the person replying didn't read it or is obstinately ignoring it because they don't like what I had to say.

[–] Bakkoda@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Im creative enough not to use "As per my last email" as the subject. Socially engineer your way into that baiting anyone you want.

[–] lemming741@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I only use that verbiage to fuck with coworkers i actually get along with

[–] wibble@reddthat.com 1 points 1 week ago

Default answer to colleagues if I'm shit talking with them and they ask a random question.

Short answer, no.

Longer answer, noooooooo.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

No. I'll get to it here shortly, honest.

[–] halfeatenpotato@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

...but like when did they send the last email?

I'm surrounded by people who couldn't give less of a fuck and it makes my job 100x harder. If they would just at least read their goddamn emails..

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I was signing out of work when I got a meeting invite to "Demo new features and discuss any requests/demands for final implementation" tomorrow so pray for me the subtext is about to become the text.

[+] Murse@slrpnk.net -10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Rules > New Rule > Title/Body contains: "as per my previous email" > Permanently delete.

Life's too short for that petty bullshit.

[–] synae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Maybe read the email they sent you in the first place and they won't have to send the "I already fuckin told you" version?

[–] Folstar@lemmus.org 5 points 1 week ago

Maybe read the email they sent you in the first place

That's no way to get into management.

[–] Murse@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

...every single time I've run into that wording, it's in response to a question that their initial email doesn't address. You've never run into that?

Usually it's when I have multiple questions lumped into one email, they answer the first one and ignore everything else, then get butthurt when I ask for a follow up. They can "I already fuckin told you" all day long, but they didn't actually already tell me.

I've since learned to keep work emails at like a 3rd grade reading level. Couple sentences max, one question per. If I have lots of questions, they'll be slowly trickling into your inbox spread out over a week or so. And if they start getting snarky, I start CCing their and my supervisor.

Welcome to any and every industry that uses email.

There's an even better trick too: skip the fucking email and just go knock on their office. Gets shit done 10x faster.

[–] Eheran@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I do not run into that. Every question etc. gets a number. If I fail to see the answer in their mail, that makes it easy to (not) find it.

If you hit me with a ton of questions constantly trickling in instead of just all at once, I will not be your friend.

[–] Murse@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 week ago

That only works if you get a numbered response.

Respond to my email in a stupid way, the next ones will be stupid proof. Whether or not we're friends is up to you in this case, but if I need to treat you like a kid to get the information I need, you better believe I'm gonna.

[–] bryndos@fedia.io 1 points 1 week ago

Spot on! Their first email was likely also full of pointless passive aggressive bullshit. That's almost certainly why I didn't read it first time around.

They can email my boss instead if they want, he gets paid extra to get shat on by dickheads.